Friday, May 30, 2008

Old Indiana Jones Chronic-Ills

REVIEW:



The new Indian Jones movie: INDIANA JONES AND THE CRAZY ALIENS was Awesome. With a capital "A". I loved it. I was, admittedly, quite nervous. Being such a huge Jones fan for my whole life, and the trailer had me sweating digital bullets-- but that worry was misplaced. Spielberg and his cinematographer took great pains to film this latest Jones adventure in the same classic Hollywood fashion. Only using computer animation when absolutely necessary. Relying on top-shelf stunt work and good old fashioned story-telling. A story which is more appropriate now then ever with ALIENS in the news.

This from the Huffington Post

The Rocky Mountain News is reporting that tomorrow the world might actually see who else is out there. A man, named Jeff Peckman, claims he will reveal video of live alien to the news media Friday. Brace yourselves. Below are some key excerpts from the story:

A video that purportedly shows a living, breathing space alien will be shown to the news media Friday in Denver.

"It shows an extraterrestrial's head popping up outside of a window at night, looking in the window, that's visible through an infrared camera," he said. The alien is about 4 feet tall and can be seen blinking, Peckman said earlier this month.

An instructor at the Colorado Film School in Denver scrutinized the video "very carefully" and determined it was authentic, Peckman said.



Could Spielberg and Lucas be preparing us for what is to come??
They always seemed one step ahead.

It does feel time for aliens, does it not? They were here before and taught us how to irrigate, we'll I'd like them to come now and teach us how to get past all this combustion engine non-sense we're dealing with. To take us to the next level, inter-dimensionally, if you know what I mean.

I am just excited to see this video of the Denver Alien. (and why Denver? Is ET a big Broncos fan? Did he/she/it read On The Road and went to go check out Neil Cassady's old hang outs? Is it just easier for aliens to get to the mile high city? Did he escape from under the Denver Airport? So many questions!!!!)

Stay tuned, internets!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

My (current) Jam

I can only bump it on youtube, but who cares?



Hutch is the truth! Pick up his album: "Sounds Like This." It rules. (warning: this song does not appear on said album...we got to act like we're in a hospital and be patient.)

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

The best thing...evar?


Italian Spiderman.
Wow this rules.
I can't wait for more!

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Movie Review: TAKEN

Taken is the story of an overprotective father. Perhaps the MOST overprotective father in the world. (Or is he not protective enough???) Liam Neeson is the father, a former CIA agent who has called it quits being an all-around bad-ass to be closer to his teenage daughter. His daughter, who by most accounts is a normal 17 year old girl in 2008 who wants to go to Europe and to follow U2 around (Since most 17 year old girls simply cannot get enough of The Edge. This simply does not make any sense. The only explanation must be that the movie was either written 15 years ago, or Liam and Bono must be friends. I'm leaning towards the latter.) Well after much feet dragging by the spy-dad, he finally agrees with the condition: YOU MUST CALL ME AT THE AIRPORT WHEN YOU GET INTO PARIS. The daughter agrees. Okay no problem. Except when daughter lands in Paris, she FORGETS TO CALL HOME. Uh oh. She goes on to meet a nice French boy, they split a cab into the city. She only remembers to call when she is BEING KIDNAPPED! (or TAKEN) Well, Liam doesn't pine to this. So he grabs his old spy briefcase with the passports and the stacks of different currency and heads to the city of light. Gay Paris. Where he proceeds to kick everyone's ASS. And I do mean, everyone. My god. No one has killed this many French people since Jerry Lewis. Its ridiculous.

The rest of the movie plays like a video game. With Super-dad Liam tracking and killing the easy French bad guys. Then moving up to the tougher Albanians. Facing down a mini-boss or two. Now all these these guys are really bad. Like terrible. They are selling girls into sex slave rings. And they speak French. So you don't mind that Liam is killing them without a blink of mercy. And a lot of them. The body count is video game high. In dispatching the baddies Liam displays a flurry of savage military kung-fu techniques. His specialty: the devastating throat chop.

It ends (SPOILER ALERT) he finally traces his daughter down and kills the ultimate big boss: a fat Arab sheik of some kind. He puts one in Arab's 3rd eye and its over. Leaving a only one line i wish he would've said to his daughter:

I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME AT THE GODDA*N AIRPORT!

OVERALL:

This hearkens back to the 3 V's of good old fashioned 80's action films:

Violent. Vengeful. Vicious.

And Liam is as good or better as any younger action star. Though its been a while since we've seen him in a good action movie. Remember how awesome he was in "DARKMAN"?

Its a shame, cause he never was pretty enough to be James Bond. But he would have been a great one. Big, intense, intimatating. And yet with the range to be a gentle father. This is your chance to see Liam Neeson in a Bond type role. (a quick look at IMDB confirms he was considered for 1995's GOLDENEYE, but obviously not chosen)

My verdict: Catch it!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

To all my blog fans....your welcome.

Dear Fans,

I know you are few in numbers since I have never properly blogged before. And what few scraps of blog I have thrown to the internet dogs have been few and far between. Yet you have remained fiercely loyal.
Thank you for your patience.
Some of you have waited since my birth. 27 long years. Since before the word blog was invented. (LOL!) I am speaking here of my mother. Yes. This is a blog that I want my mom to read (and your mom too!) This is a mom friendly blog and foul language will be appropriately bleeped out. I will be talking about many things. Adult issues. Truth and justice. loveter and laughmance. Hope and Obama. Action movies. My life here in Amsterdam. Funny things. People. Places. Blings. The Portland Trailblazers. Gravity. Yoga. Non-duality mother #*($@%!
In short it will be a person-ality blog. One of the hopes of this blog is to getting me writing again. I think feed back from people other then the ones living in my false ego would be helpful for that. So please, comment away commentators!

SO??
What will this blog be???
And who will hold accountable???
Pray tell, blogmaster forsooth!

I hear your cries, blog fans. And I sympathize. Let me now put your fears to rest.

Here is the mission statement for this blog:

"I pledge to make a funny blog that is also meaningful and to post at least once post a week if not much much more."

Not bad. Vauge. And pretentious. Just the way I like it.

As for the 2nd question: I alone will be accountable for the content of this blog. Count on it. And if I happen to offend some gentle reader, I will quickly and decisively pass the buck. To myself.

So join me on this journey. And together we will ride like unicorns through a butterscotch rainbow.

Fly!